Brakar. » chainsaw http://brakar.com Life. Simple. Fri, 16 Sep 2011 20:40:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 - It’s only natural to want a powerful machine with a spinning chain of razor sharp blades between your legs. http://brakar.com/2009/05/22/it%e2%80%99s-only-natural-to-want-a-powerful-machine-with-a-spinning-chain-of-razor-sharp-blades-between-your-legs/ http://brakar.com/2009/05/22/it%e2%80%99s-only-natural-to-want-a-powerful-machine-with-a-spinning-chain-of-razor-sharp-blades-between-your-legs/#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 11:27:17 +0000 Brakar http://www.brakar.com/?p=17 Some guy (at least I think he’s a guy) called Fourth and Fifty over at Bleacher Report has an exellent report of The ESPN Timbersports series after one day of “viewing” while waiting for vision correcting surgery.

If you have not witnessed the TimberSports series, I urge you to watch it.  You have great athletes(?) competing in events such as who can cut three slices off a log with a chainsaw the fastest.  This would be like the 100 meter dash, if we were watching track and field.  Now I respect the manliness of a chainsaw.  It’s only natural to want a powerful machine with a spinning chain of razor sharp blades between your legs.  But, I usually have to buy DVDs of that at the Erotic Boutique near my [Ed. note: parents'] mansion.

via I’ve Got Some Major Wood | Bleacher Report.

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